I love tarot and candles and crystals and Reiki / Cauldrons and broomsticks you might call me flaky / But can you recall my most favorite woowoo shit of all…
Why these things presented themselves to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is beyond me. I’m so sorry. I’m worse than the seasonal aisle at Target, getting holiday shit in your head before Halloween has even graced our hearths.
Jenn the woowoo lover / Had a very shiny Tingsha bell / And if you ever saw it / You would even say it tings-so-well….
Ok, this is getting kind of stupid. Thanks for indulging me. I’ve been on a rhyming spree lately. And once you pop you can’t stop. Mrggghhhh.
Point is, I love woowoo stuff. Synchronicity is my favorite feeling, aqua aura is my favorite color (besides orange), The Starseed Tarot is my current favorite tarot deck, Archangel Michael is my homeboy (and I love his flaming sword and indigo ways). Since we’re entering a new moon weekend as well as All Hallow’s Eve, I figured I’d share with you a couple current favorite woowoo things.
My latest favorite is a super treat from Hay House author and psychic medium, Karen Noé. I had the life-changing pleasure of an in-person healing session with Karen this past August, and it was amazing (my mom came through, I cried, it was exactly what I needed). It doesn't get much more woowoo than angels and psychic mediums! And that is why I absolutely adore Karen's talk below. It brought me to tears in the most spiritually clear way. Karen talks about telling your loved ones NOW that you love them (the number one regret she hears from the other side is not telling people now how much you love them). She also has some incredible not-to-be-missed tips on forgiveness.
Unrelated except by color scheme and woowoo-ness, it's harder to take a photo of yourself wearing a unicorn horn lying on a bed of tarot cards than you might think. Although that does sound difficult without even doing it. Either way, my cat's butt ended up stealing the show. How do those women do it with the raDONK pointy witchy nails I wish I could have? They seem to have a claw-hold on taking the best Instagram photos ever of themselves and tarot and crystals. There must be some magic in that acrylic.
Besides taking online Reiki, shamanic healing, tarot, and psychic development classes, checking the Kaypacha report, seeing what the Mystic Mammas are up to, and reading Gabrielle Bernstein's The Universe Has Your Back: Transform Fear to Faith (which is a true statement and an exact sentiment I came to at a Dr. Brian Weiss past-life regression workshop), I'm not up to much else woowoo right now. ;-) How about you? Are you a woowoo you-you? Tell me about your favorite crystals. It's a nice break from the election.
Oh, I voted early! Woohoo to that too!
It's me, Jennifer Bernice (rhymes with "Furnace": it was my Granny's name) Sutkowski
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