I'm all, "Oh cute look at those little hearts!" Then I'm all, "Oh shit, this person I don't know thinks I'm madly in love with their video about weight loss!"
(Vlogging from bed. Monday night. More indulgent than Rachel Bilson in that Magnum commercial. That's Magnum the ice cream, not the condom, though basically they could be the same commercial. "I'd run over cars to get to your big sweet cream-filled thing." Did I mention I'm coming down with a cold? If I'm this punchy a couple hours in this cold should be a doozie of Ned Ryerson proportions.)
It's me, Jennifer Bernice (rhymes with "Furnace": it was my Granny's name) Sutkowski
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