Gonna invite that man's nose right into my hair

Here I am reading this week's Full Frontal column from the Newport Mercury. It's our annual Hair Issue! I'm discussing sex selling and how hilarious that is in old and new shampoo ads, like "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific!" and the like, chemical miasmas, that sort of thing. Just so happens I dyed my hair blue the same week as our hair issue. That's kinda like getting a tattoo of your favorite sports team. Or, not at all really like that.