Someone should make bunches of bananas that ripen one at a time. Come on, Monsanto. If you're doing weird shit to our agriculture, might as well make it awesome, practical, convenient. Isn't that what got us into this whole American food mess in the first place?
I was going to call on Neil deGrasse Tyson, Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking. DO MY BANANA BIDDING! Not really. Bye now.
It's me, Jennifer Bernice (rhymes with "Furnace": it was my Granny's name) Sutkowski
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